Ikat Stripe Jacquard Taper Lamp Shade

I've been on the hunt for a lamp shade that tows the very fine line of Grandma's living room chic, well-traveled human (I'm not), does-not-without-any-shadow-of-a-doubt-look-like-it-came-from-Kohls, and matches my home's color story- and folks, I think we found 'er.